There's a Child in The Basket!
Parents will do anything to keep an eye on their errant children. While we understand it can be taxing for parents to track their child in a huge shopping arena. There are some parents who will go to any lengths to stop the child from running around and hiding behind aisles.
However, we would like to know whether the parents are aware that their child runs the risk of being covered by a cartload of Walmart goodies? We guess not, then they would have surely forgotten the poor kid! Hope the kid get's rescued soon!
Bronzer Too Much
When is too much bronzer too much? A case in point, this lady here, who seems to have emptied the bottle of bronzer at one go! Or maybe she is attending a Halloween party and shopping essentials at Walmart before she goes to the party.
Or maybe she didn't get her share of the sun in the summer and wants to compensate a little bronzer, okay lots of bronzers! However, all we can say is that beauty standards may change but the essence of beauty hasn't changed much; it's still less is more! We are not even solving the mystery behind the horrendous eye makeup!
Too Many Pumpkins
Before we even begin to understand the case of too many pumpkins in one photo, we would like to admonish the woman who is smoking around her child. And isn't she pregnant?
Also, there is a strange irony in this image here, where the pumpkin belly seems to be a thing since the woman seems long overdue. We feel the agony of the mother too who needs to carry the weight, till she delivers! We wonder if she is expecting twins. And a dear woman can you stop smoking, please? For the sake of your child and unborn child!
Call For a Dress Code
While most supermarkets do not have a specific dress code and that' includes Walmart. However, this picture makes us think differently. While we understand you are not going to flaunt your designer wear stuff at Walmart, but wouldn't you wear something that is at least decent?
Also, we are still wondering who may have designed this legging? It's such a piece of art that it should enjoy pride of place in a museum; with instructions like, how not to design a legging? Most of us will have to cover our faces if we come face to face with such an outstanding display of designing skills!
For Want of a Fabric
For want of a fabric, the style battle got lost! Well, what else can be said? Look at her dress, it looks too tacky to look cute. We can't even imagine how her dress looks at the front? Maybe it is a blessing in disguise.
What is surprising to note is that the Walmart employees are still so nonchalant about it. They don't care much about how their customers come up dressed. But we aren't too sure about the other people at Walmart, will they gawk at her or just look away?
When Your Pet Tags Along
Who takes their pet along at the Walmart? Especially when the pet isn't your regular pet. Alligator anyone? We know, it's not the full-grown alligator, but still, it will scare the living daylights of the other customers.
The people who work at Walmart are used to the idiosyncrasies of their customers, so it does not surprise them anymore. However, is it a toy alligator we see here or a real one, now if it is a toy alligator, it can give us a fresh perspective on the incident? As a grown man who cannot part with his toy even when he visits a supermarket sounds really crazy!
When You Just Can't Let Go of Your Old Clothes
We have had a lot of strange photos on this list, but this one really takes the cake. What's up with this woman? Couldn't see find any appropriate dress to wear at the supermarket? She sure needs a pair of shorts that can cover her butt. Maybe she should start looking for a fresh pair of shorts at the Walmart store.
She looks awkward with a capital A, we are hoping she finds a short that fits fine as soon as possible. Otherwise, it's going to be a regular horror show at Walmart!
Boho Fashion-Sense Gone Wrong
We understand men would also want to jostle for primacy at the ramp and flaunt their fashionable side. But what do you call men who take their fashion sense a bit too far? Well, we don't know the answer to this question as we are rendered speechless.
The man seems to be a big fan of Cookie Monster. But he took the boho fashion trend a bit too far. Most men wouldn't be caught dead in wearing this strange T-shirt. We are guessing that the man has worked on the T-shirt and gave it a new fashionable spin. Although full marks to the man for trying this hip fashion trend, hip in his books.
When Your Child is Too Naughty to Let Loose
We understand children can get overboard at times with their antics. However, most of the antics, are harmless right? The child's mother begs to differ. She is using the handcuffs at her house to good use and ensuring a peaceful day of shopping at Walmart.
Otherwise, she may have to spend the better part of her shopping stint pursuing her kids around at the shopping place. We are guessing the other days at the shopping plaza hadn't turned out exactly as she had planned. This is surely an easier way to shop while your kids are around.
When You Can't, Wait Any More
Is she so fed up with waiting at the counter that she thought of catching a few forty winks in between? That's the only explanation we guess, otherwise who in their right minds would lay down in the counter?
Or maybe she had been having a really bad day and waiting in a long queue at the counter was the final straw for her. We understand her fatigue and her frustration, but then surely there was a better way of fighting it? We are sure hoping she isn't a serial offender in flopping face down on counters!
Play Dress Up!
Now, we can't for the life of us, understand this strange costume this person is wearing. Did he leave the party to buy some drinks at Walmart and decide to keep on his/her costume so that the person would shock/surprise his/her way right into the front line of the queue?
We are kicked to know what kind of costume party was this person attending? Or is there a new way to protect themselves in the pandemic? Full marks to the person for his/her innovativeness. He/she sure is a traffic-stopper or should we say supermarket-stopper?
Mask All Over
When you think of a mask, do you think of a costume mask? Well, take a good look at the picture, what is the person thinking he/she is doing? So, much so that the usually nonchalant Walmart employee couldn't stop herself from chuckling at the person's expense.
The others waiting in the queue may also want to do the same! The entire costume looks right down ridiculous! Or did this person try it on to beat the unseasonal showers? That is one unusual raincoat! There is no way he/she is going to get drenched in that gear!
Skip the Ladder, Get the Heels
Women love to walk on heels. We understand that it offers a nice gait to their walk. But those heels look anything but comfortable. Imagine walking on those sky-high heels as you move around to do your groceries.
They look crazy uncomfortable. Is the woman thinking of attending a fashion show as soon as she is done with her Saturday grocery shopping? No time to go home and swap her comfortable sneakers with stilettoes so she might as well wear them to Walmart. Full marks to her for balancing it out so well.
Fashion Show Anyone?
Is there a fancy dress competition at Walmart, that we don't know anything about? Otherwise, why would anyone wear something like this to a supermarket of all places?
One woman's fashion seems to be another woman's faux pas, otherwise, who would wear, something so crazy at this dress. Is this even a dress, no we can't call it one! The designer in her let her creativity come out full throttle! We can't help marvel at the endless fashion parade we get to see at the Walmart. Bizarre? Yes! Funny? Definitely!
Protection Personified
Parents want the best for their children, like always, and they want to protect them from all kinds of infections and more. But this mother is taking it a bit too far, otherwise, why would she take a plastic cover to cover her child's head?
A standard mask could have done as much. But for her, a conventional mask wouldn't offer the right protection. But we worry about the child's safety, is she able to breathe through that mask? We know she is trying to stay safe from the infections, but what about oxygen?
Aliens on a Shopping Spree
Are these aliens roaming around in Walmart? Not possible. But if that had been the case, we have to give these guys credit for dressing up in their imressive costumes.
Spotting two astronauts on a shopping spree in Walmart is probably not the weirdest thing you would ever see. These Men in White do look out of this planet, but we have to appreciate them for being smart enough to carry this look in public. They surely have nothing to lose, and that is what steals our hearts.
Masking All The Time
The fashion industry has evolved a lot over the years. We have been blown away by the latest trends, and that includes masking. It looks like this woman here was in a lot of hurry and had to come out to pick some groceries while putting her mask on. This is what we call multitasking.
Women are famous for religiously following their beauty routine and putting all kinds of stuff on their faces. But would they venture out like this, that too, on a grocery trip? We don't know. This lady is smart enough.
The Unusual Mask
The coronavirus pandemic has forced people to put on masks in public places. We have spotted many people being innovative in designing their masks, but to be very honest, we didn't imagine this in our wildest dreams. This lady took things to another level. On her trip to Walmart, she was using an undergarment as her mask.
We are not sure if it's her property or not. However, this is far from being hygienic. Masks, in the first place, should be hygienic. But she is giving an effort at least.
What A Meaty Young Man
First, we agree, but we can't say for certain if this guy is 'young' or not. The meat display seems the perfect place to relax. Perhaps he was on a grocery trip, and the meat counter attracted him before anything else. Or maybe he wanted to show the world an innovative style of chilling! Whatever be, one thing is clear- he loves to chill!
The guy is mysterious, and that requires no second mention. Or else why would he cover his face doing this not-so-tried feat? We hope Walmart is watching.
Just An Excuse
You would find a lot of people in hypermarkets wearing bizarre graphic tees. But this guy seems to be an exception. He sported an ironic tee and (literally) became the butt of all jokes! It's evident he hates workout if you like at the very size, and taking a stroll in supermarkets is akin to a quick bout of exercise.
Or maybe we seem to judge him quickly. You never know-he might be boosting himself, as much as he's doing the same for many others who are currently reading the message on his tee.
Daddy! Daddy Cool!!
We sincerely appreciate this well-groomed and styled dog that seems to exude a super cool attitude. And the owner deserves kudos for training and maintaining him. Babies are a common sight in these strollers. But the furry friend with his cap and sunglasses makes for the perfect happy picture after a stressful day at work.
In a bid to style his doggo, the man forgot to appear as the befitting daddy! Or it's just how he likes to be, simple. Never mind… his pet loves him, and that matters more than anything.
Overworked And Under-Slept
Life can get so difficult after a point in time that sleep would be the most coveted thing in the world. And we presume this is exactly what the guy thought, after having skipped quality shut-eye for days at a stretch. When nothing worked for him, he took to this very aisle at Walmart itself.
Probably onlookers stood witness to how an employee succumbed to a basic need, even when they made a beeline for their products. We don't know who to sympathize with- customers or this employee. All we hope is there's no camera around.
That's My Pet!
Before anyone would make a mistake as this lizard being a bizarre accessory on this girl's head, it's important to note this real creature is her adorable pet. This 'living, breathing creature is the perfect solace to her otherwise boring life.
Sometimes humans surprise us more with their choices and decisions than anything else on this planet. The next time you get tired of being an owner to the same old pet choices (dogs or cats), think of a lizard. For now, we're just glad knowing she has company for herself and her hair too!
On A Cleaning Spree
So it's a day off at Walmart, and this employee made it a point to hit the store and engage in quality cleaning. Removing the chest and barrels from every corner, he has taken his job rather seriously. Such is his devotion that he's making spaces squeaky clean, even if that means risking his life!
It seems someone needs to remind him he's no superhuman. And if he happens to be an old fellow, it can be painful. So it makes sense to resort to this uncomfortable posture and do justice to the cleanliness freak in him.
Mother, Thou Art An Inspiration
It's not every day that you would chance upon a baby taking after his super obese middle-aged mother right from infanthood. No child would be able to drink that bottle of nutritious baby food in one go. But his mother had immense confidence in him, and we're not surprised!
The type of person this mother seems to be, she has no concern about how the little one would gulp down the food or if he would be able to. She's super confident, and that reflects on her face.
Lacks Clothes (Or Brain)
In the 21st century, you can do whatever you want to. But does this imply you can replace cardboard for clothes? This woman seems to have no care in this world, slipping into this bizarre 'outfit,' and the passers-by too chose to play blind. Oops! For a moment, we shudder to think what would happen if the cardboard slips.
We can't figure out if she had a shortage of clothes or her brain stopped working! But whatever it is, we hope she's stacked her shopping bag with quality items to wear.
A New Skirt
Men often feel the urge to become women or women-like, and this man is the perfect example. At times, it feels nice knowing that Walmart never imposes any strict dress code for its customers! But it seems this guy loved the blue skirt, which imparted a feminine touch to him. He shed off his pants to wear this.
It's more concerning to see him this way. We wonder where his parents are. At this age, however, we are doubtful if anything will change. But at least he should be counseled first (if not arrested).
Forgetful Granddad
Is this man suffering from Parkinson's disease or Alzheimer's? Either way, it's dangerous! This kid was probably inside the trolley, and now he's lying on the floor. Looking at the picture, it seems grandfather loves strolling down the aisle in Walmart and taking a look at these fascinating utilities.
Busy parents can have a tough time these days. But they should have been careful if they knew that this man has serious bouts of forgetfulness. Imagine the answer they would get when they feel like knowing, is the baby okay?
And It Is All Yellow!
Coldplay, the band would have chided at themselves for having loved a color had they seen this woman decked in this 'yellow' hued outfit. The reason most of us might go 'www is not because she is obese, but her choice of clothes! Is she aware that the attire isn't complimenting her features a bit?
Or maybe she just felt it's convenient to slip into her sibling's dress as she goes visiting Walmart! Let's not forget her see-through innerwear that anyone would be able to spot from miles away.
'Old' Red Riding Hood
As this old chap, who simply decided to give his old clothes away for a change, he felt like donning this red dress for the upcoming Christmas season. And let's not deny, men can rock these looks! The holiday season can seriously make you witness some of the weirdest and dramatic things on planet earth.
For a moment, we can appreciate his choice of the red dress he's flaunting. But ask us, and we would love to have our 'men' back, in their traditional form (if you know what's meant!).